deanandaidan:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

^^^

(Source: neogohann)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

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sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

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janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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To the classic rock fandom

james-analbeadfield:

You were not born in the wrong generation
You born in this generation to keep the spirit of classic rock alive.

5,270 notes

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish)

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Actual five year olds.

(Source: kimlennox)

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cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

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colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

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i can

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me too

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can’t forget this one

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nothing is more accurate.

(Source: ughsammy)

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deliriously-hiddlestoned:

loki-friggason:

It looks likE A THOR & LOKI VICTORIAN HORROR AU

LOL! Oh my gosh, it kind of DOES!

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ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please

(Source: gio-bla)

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ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

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